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Wednesday 11 November 2009

Jacqui Janes for Prime Minister?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/2722174/Mum-Jacqui-Janes-at-war-PM-is-humbled.html

Mrs Jacqui Janes has displayed all the qualities of being robust, rational, swift in action and swift in retribution.

She saw immediately, unlike most lily-livered illiterates, that the letter of condolence she received from the Prime Minister was not what it should be.

And she swiftly formulated her plan to destroy a Prime Minister, in memory of her son Jamie.

Her astounding grasp of the principles of blitzkrieg makes one imagine that she could be a brilliant general. I am sure she would do better than that Sir Mike Jackson who couldn't even turn off his own mobile phone after several attempts.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2009/aug/03/general-sir-mike-jackson-mobile-phone

Her grasp of the importance of good spelling and writing shows that she is indeed a woman of some education, intelligence and refinement as well as an impressive grasp of military detail.

Sadly, her sort is now a dying breed, but let us celebrate and lionise her while we can, for showing peasant cunning and the kind of guerrilla tactics - of thinking on the hoof, despite her bereavement - that they probably no longer teach at Sandhurst, for "ethical" health and safety reasons, no doubt.

She displays that rare thing: that admirable toughness of mind that will get you your way if you plan it properly and execute it ruthlessly.

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