- Punch your leader in the kisser and loosen his teeth a bit. (It was the fault of all three party leaders who stopped you from voting for a pay rise anyway.)
- Or you could do something on Ides of March lines. Just imagine, it will all be on BBC Parliament! This is bound to delight any constituent of any constituency and is bound to make you more popular. MPs of all parties unite! You have nothing to lose but your seats! (And that is surely not worth having any more with the pittance they pay you!)
- Join the BNP or UKIP.
- Get into government again.
- Vote yourselves an index-linked salary.
THE VOICE OF REASON Solon, (born c. 630 BCE—died c. 560 BCE), Athenian statesman, known as one of the Seven Wise Men of Greece (the others were Chilon of Sparta, Thales of Miletus, Bias of Priene, Cleobulus of Lindos, Pittacus of Mytilene, and Periander of Corinth). Solon ended exclusive aristocratic control of the government, substituted a system of control by the wealthy, and introduced a new and more humane law code. He was also a noted poet.
Thursday 5 November 2009
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